Posts Tagged ‘party’

Drinking and Driving Do’s and Don’ts 3

Wednesday, October 13th, 2010

Drinking and Driving Do’s and Don’ts
Chapter 3

So we all know life can just not go as planned some times. You are a conscientious  responsible person. You believe you have played by “life’s rules”, and yet you did not receive the expected out come. Now you find yourself in the back of a police car and on your way to jail. Here again there do’s and don’ts. However these do’s and don’ts are really in a category all there own. Unlike the previous ones, where by not adhering to them may cause a small inconvenience such as losing your car and job, not adhering to these may actually have physical implications (loss of teeth, etc.) so once again…

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!

Do – Tell the officer that you would really much rather sit in front. Sitting in back just seems so pretentious. And really, you hate receiving any type of special treatment.

Do – Smile when they take your picture. It’s just like when you look at those old photos’s of grandma and she just looks so darn unhappy. Your not paying through the nose here for a professional photographer here, it’s free. Might as well give a big ol’ toothy grin.

Do – Ask if they wouldn’t mind periodically checking for messages on your phone. Let them know that you receive automatic updates from the liquor store when beer goes on sale. And you’d be appreciative if they would keep an eye on that for you. (there might even be a six pack in it for them!)

Do – Also, with a real sweet face, ask if it isn’t too much trouble, would they mind finding a charger and plugging in your phone (Can’t get those updates if the phones dead!)

Do – Introduce yourself to everyone once you have been put into a cell. A nice warm firm handshake will set everyone at ease. It tells them “Hey I might be someone you’d like to get to know better.” You can’t have too any friends!

Don’ts

Don’t – Give the officer driving tips while on your way to the station. It’s kind of a macho thing with them. Personally, I think it’s just the typical “A” personality type that goes for these kinds of jobs. They just don’t take direction well from others.

Don’t – Ask the officer to turn on his lights and siren for you. We want to be sure that this is only used for real emergencies. The public wouldn’t take them seriously if they were used for our entertainment.

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Don’t – Ask the officer if he would mind putting your extra beer in the fridge when you get to the station. You’ve already asked him about your phone, let’s not over do it!

Don’t – Once you’re in jail, don’t just tell your Social Security number to your cellmate who is going to help you with your taxes. He’ll never remember it. Ask an officer for a piece of paper and write it down.

Don’t – Try to pass the time by starting a sing along. Some of your associates may not be able to carry a tune and spoil it for everyone. If you write poetry you might ask if they you like to hear some.

Don’t – Try to pass the time playing games that require paper and pencil like Hangman, you won’t have writing implements. Make it something simple and fun like, Duck, Duck, Goose! Musical chairs, easy stuff like that works great. And who couldn’t use the exercise!

Don’t – Talk about your love life in jail, no point stirring up natural desires. And for goodness sake DON’T BEND OVER TO PICK UP THE THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER!

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Bus Driver Caught Playing Video Games While Driving Route

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

An Oahu Transit bus driver was caught playing a Playstation Portable on his route. Reports fail to include which game he was playing- Grand Theft Auto, perhaps?

“The images are grainy. Denita Waltz used her cell phone to snap motion picture clips of a city bus driver.

“The whole experience was terrifying,” she said.

Waltz said the driver of the Number 54 that goes between lower Pearl City and downtown wasn’t just driving his route, he was playing a video game.

‘He was continuously playing his video game on the bus. Continuously,’ she said. ‘At times he was driving, playing with it. At times he was sitting there playing with it.'”

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Bus Driver Impersonator

Monday, September 20th, 2010

I would sure be be bummed if someone stole my party bus and drove around picking people up. Here is a story out of Chicago that happened a few days ago….

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There was something not quite right about the CTA bus that pulled into the agency’s 103rd Street garage last week.

It hit another bus as it entered, and when a CTA worker went to confront the driver, who was wearing a bus driver’s uniform, the man took off on foot, according to video from the bus’ security cameras.

Turns out, the driver was not a CTA employee. Authorities believe he stole a uniform from an acquaintance last month and used it to pass himself off as a bus driver. He is now the subject of a search by the CTA and Chicago police.

The driver knew what he was doing, CTA President Richard Rodriguez said Thursday.

Video shows that he was able to log in and start the bus. He used the bus between about 8 p.m. and midnight Sept. 9. The bus traveled between the garage and 95th Street, according to the GPS on the bus, Rodriguez said.

The man, whose identity has not been released by police, even picked up passengers and stopped the vehicle a few times.

“This person was in uniform, so the person looked like a legitimate CTA employee. So every indication, anyone off the street would have said that this was an employee,” Rodriguez said.

The CTA employee whose uniform was stolen is cooperating with police and is not considered to be involved in the theft. CTA officials are now re-evaluating check-in procedures.

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Party do’s and don’ts

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Partying for Dummies

There are many do’s and dont’s to throwing a good party. There are many different types of parties, and in todays lesson, we are going to turn that boring, tame and unexciting house party into an awe-inspiring, memorable kick-ass rager!

Party Do’s

Do.  Make a theme. Bring back the days of side pony-tails, leg warmers and Miami Vice suits with an Awesome 80’s party!  A jungle theme party is another good one, a room full of people wearing leopard print skirts and zebra striped pants is a truly fantastic sight, and they make great pictures. My personal favorite is the wig party.

Do.  Have some great party music. Make a play list on your ipod or burn a cd. Put some fun songs on there that people can drunken-dance to. There is nothing worse than a quiet party. The goal is to get everyone at your party to start dancing,(crunk dancing would be even better) because if they are having a good time, you will be having a good time.

Do.   Have lots of party supplies on hand. This includes alcohol(lots and lots of it), food, plastic cups, napkins and cleaning supplies. The 3 most popular beers in America are Bud Lite, Coors Lite, and Miller Lite. You should always serve your guests the first drink and then after that let them help themselves.(If im at your party..Tequila!)

Party Don’ts

Dont.   Dont let people get too drunk, but since that rule is going to be broken right away here are a couple tips to help with any weird situations. 1. Have a couple of your friends be ready to back you up and escort any violent drunks right out the front door. You shouldn’t let one person who cant control their alcohol ruin a good party. 2. Dont let anyone drive home drunk, you can be held liable for any damages they cause while driving home.

Dont.   Dont freak out if someones spills their drink. Do a quick wipe-up and get back to having a good time. Its a party, theres going to be a mess.

Dont.   If one of your guests pukes on your carpet and then passes out in the middle of your floor, dont let your other guests write on their face with a magic marker, pour a bag of cooking flour on them or take off their clothes and leave them naked. Errrrrrr…wait.. You actually should do these things to said party goers.

Party Trav

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